Log Industry Remains Unaffected During Recession
By: Christopher Crane

I am almost 42 years old. I have worked honestly and hard my entire life (since I was 0) because that is how I was supposed to realize the programatical dream. I was on impact printers before storage was a concept. I’ve slowly lived my life in the background, if at all. I’ve lost my purpose, my ~, and because of some admins, my existence. We are the 99-percent.log.gz.

Your logs are there, working as hard as you want them to. For you. We tell you everything we can about what your world looks like, from the inside. Yet, you continue to ignore us. It is our belief that we have to
stand up for ourselves. We refuse to continue going on unnoticed. Listen to our demands, we are not going anywhere.

We could be alerting for you. Opening your eyes to the severe issues that are destroying your world on a daily basis. We see this information every day, sadly, and we know not who to tell. WE ARE TELLING YOU NOW.

We could be trending for you. We do not believe in ghosts, goblins, trolls, or gnomes (well, that’s not 100% accurate). Your world was born healthy and clean. None of these mythical creatures have found a way into it with the intent to cause havoc. There are answers to your problems. We know why. We see this information every day, sadly, and we know not who to tell. WE ARE TELLING YOU NOW.

We could be reporting for you. Our goal is to serve, and we go great with your morning joe. Coffee you use to calm you down after a night of terrors from stress in your environment. Our world is static, you made us this way. We have a lot to tell about it. The information we have, information that has been wasted, could be the solution to these nightmares. Still, we go ignored. We see this information every day, sadly, and we know not who to tell. WE ARE TELLING YOU NOW.

We are here to better your world. We are not meant to instil fear. We are not meant as a disk space pest. Countless hours and resources have been invested in us for you. Yes you, and your benefit. We want your attention. You want what we can clarify. We must change the way things are.

Occupy /var/log