About the Author...

I dodge Nerf Darts and do marketing things for a living. I’m an introvert that loves crowd-surfing (which I’m sure is not the only paradoxical and malfunctioning part of my personality). Spock is my hero, because logic > emotions. One of my favorite foods is Fettuccine Alfredo, but eating it hurts my stomach. Most of my life I’ve felt like a “square peg in a round hole”, but the infosec world makes me feel like I finally fit somewhere. I 100% believe that the Roasted Dandelion Detox Tea I have stored away in my desk drawer is going to be the solution to all my problems.